Painting by June Langer
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Last I saw her, she borrowed money.
An asterisk—
she was a big star, now she has a little one.
I scroll to the footnote
for more information.
One word. Deceased?
Is this a glyph or a gaffe?
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She became Reverend? My God!
Bold asterisk again.
He went to Vietnam and—
that symbol, like six arms emanating
from a teardrop center.
School was life,
and life is school—
until the asterisk.
Social Studies
"What was America's
reaction to British rule?"
the teacher asks.
George shouts,
"Screw the rules!"
George's mother copiously copies
definitions from The
Cambridge Dictionary of
of American English:
Screw: to cheat or deceive;
to waste time
Screw up: to spoil or destroy or
to damage someone;
to strengthen or
to make more powerful;
to twist or crush paper;
to make a mistake or
to spoil something.
She adds,
“I am sorry that screwing up my son is
your primary concern.”
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